Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Blue

Blue is apparently the most expensive movie to ever come out of India. 120 somethin crores, it cost, for this. As you read through this pretty unexaggerated  version of the going-ons in the film, I want you to let that statement sink in. Say it with me…. 120 Crores, for this!

Those who can’t see it here, can download the strip from here.


Rating 4.71 out of 5
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49 Responses to “Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Blue”

  1. Sasha says:

    Hahahaha.. I like the silences in between the questions and answers. Very poignant.

  2. Urmi says:

    “next question..”

  3. ~uh~™ says:

    Freaking hilarious. Loved the figures and the subtle accetuations, paunch , goaties….ROFL

  4. chhavi says:

    now that was much more deeply satisfying than the movie! 😀

  5. ajnabi says:

    I’m pretty sure they should just hire you to write the screenplay in the first place. :-)

  6. Shalabh Arora says:

    The script was so sad that the cartoon script has to try hard to entertain.

    Anyways, your signature at the end is sooo psuedo hahahahahah

  7. Hah! They can’t all be gems…. Whatever makes you laugh, man… XD

  8. Reetika says:

    OMG Sahil, one of your best…I can’t decide between this and Kidnap. rotfl!

    My favourite frames: ‘Whoops?’ and ‘Whee!!’

  9. RT says:

    Holy fucking man!!! AWESOME!!! Snajay dutts paunch was hilarious…so was everything else..m bookmarking this page :) its sooo awesome

  10. adarsh says:

    hey I just discovered your blog (via milliblog) and it’s just WOW. I’m an instant fan! keep it up.

    actually from where i am, i must wait for the dvds to be out. I just watched Blue yesterday and we share the same views. bad screenplay, sanjay dutt’s whale shape, lara’s uselessness to the plot, akshaye’s incoherent need, and the excess promos about sharks.

    that said, shooting style of some action scenes are top-notch.

  11. varun says:

    Haa haa haa….am surprised this blog has so few comments. Bloody hilarious, it is.

    Will try my best to share it with the world….

  12. Sahil Rizwan says:

    Thank you peoples! Keep reading and a good day to you all! =)

  13. ashi says:

    ..and just to prove that it was worth every bit of the 120 Crores…this was one of the movies screened at the film festival here…sigh.

    and i got thumb-screwed into watching it…grroooan.

  14. samrat says:

    LMAO!!! i mean this was really entertaining!!! the Blue filmmakers need to see this ASAP!

  15. shvetal says:

    Just great stuff!
    Can I post a link on my facebook page and share this with all my friends? This is too good to not share!

  16. nitin says:

    dyespppp …….. super man. I think you have to publish it. It’ll be a revolution!!!!

  17. Arps says:

    Just came across your blog.. and am *floored*!!
    Loved it!!

  18. bunty says:

    F*&*&*((&&^^*(ing awesome

  19. Sahil Rizwan says:

    Thank you, all of you alls! =)

  20. Pankaj Hirway says:

    Chiggy being wigged…………lol………awesome………..

  21. Srikanth says:

    This review is freaking hilarious. It is the best one i have read upto now.

    Awesome man. You rock!!

  22. nitasha says:

    Unbelievable, Mr Rizwan. Goes right up there with my favourite websites :)
    You should be getting paid for your creativity!

  23. Ananthu says:

    Well…superb yaar…i lyked tht line wen aarav says tht chich sam was dating was his wife!!!lolzzz

  24. aarkayne says:

    sahil….seriously have you considered animation? I mean all this stuff with dialogue and music…dude…this is WAAYYYYYY better than the several million shit they spent on BLUE!!!!

  25. Arindam says:

    O My God this is awesome i mean i was laughing out so loud that my neighbours thought i had gone insane .Awesomely thought out,i mean this is way better than the movie .How about giving the same treatment to other movies??

  26. ashgu says:

    very good…one of my cousins forwarded this and guess what i did in the middle of office hours :-)

    Keep up the good work!!!

  27. Rajiv says:

    Man why don’t you write some scripts! You are good.. Keep up the fucking good work!

  28. pawan taneja says:

    should’nt army be the “navy”

  29. aslan says:

    had a bloody good time reading this!! keep up the good work.. !!

  30. Vinitha says:

    Somehow missed the army or navy part in the movie, btw am a fan of your ‘drawing talent’ too! Keep up the good work!

  31. param says:

    aweosme man!! 100 crores going down the drains of veggie infected sharks :P:D

  32. Indranil says:

    ROTFLMAO!!! and wud u believe it, friend… I almost actually did it! All this bakchodi and kickassery! Man… I got thought as a nut till I managed to share with my colleagues what made me do this, and now all of us have a rollicking good time almost ROTFLOAO!! Btw, this comment on Blue is so late as I am playing catch up after coming through this site recently post an encounter with the FakeIPL player blog, God bless him,! Keep ’em coming, my friend! You are precious! Simbly invaluable, dost! You make my day time and time again these days!

  33. Atrisa says:

    Wow how many loopholes did this movie have?!?! Some movies just fall right into your trap 😛

  34. Necromancer says:

    muhahahahahaha……my entire department full of editors follows u. i was introduced to the vigil idiot as soon as i joined. all of us r waiting for ‘kites’….all the best

  35. Bijith says:

    The underwater sequences looked like they shot it in an aquariun rather than the dep blue sea, as it was supposed to be.
    And the sharks… They look more like pets than ferocious predators !!!

  36. niharika says:

    i didn’t watch the movie myself so i m pretty dumbstruck by the novelty of vegetarian sharks and using tyre tubes for breathing underwater.keep posting! :)

  37. Pallav says:

    “Chiggies his wiggy” , now , that’s a witty crack if I ever heard one.

  38. MasalaChica says:

    Tad late in posting…but man u are awesome!!!
    I can’t help myself from jumping around, shouting and letting peeps know about this epicness!!


  39. Vidooshak says:

    Just re-read, and re-laughed. Awesome!

  40. Marlana Agron says:

    Enjoy complete films for free of charge

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