Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Tum Mile + Aao Wish Karein

This week saw the release of, not one, but three movies which caught my fancy. I had the distinct pleasure of sitting through all three of those virtuoso big-screen performances, in the hopes that at least one of them would be worthy of postage here. Little did I know that the competition would be strong enough to evoke a double entry this week. To be perfectly honest, even the third movie, 2012, could’ve made it to the list. But I figured that to try and follow in India TV’s perfection of “2012 Main Qayamat Ka Din” spoofs would be an exercise in futility. So here’s presenting the webcomic review of the Emraan Hashmi and Aftab Shivdasani starrers Tum Mile & Aao Wish Karein!

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Rating 4.97 out of 5
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37 Responses to “Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Tum Mile + Aao Wish Karein”

  1. ajnabi says:

    LOL Awesome! Particularly like the bit with the best friend in Tum Mile. (Sounds truly terrible. Ugh)

  2. Harshad says:

    fantastic…. I will love to see all movie reviews in this style !!!

  3. hahaha.. So ‘Aao Wish Karein’ is ‘inspired’ from the Tom Hanks movie BIG haan.. LOL

  4. Sahil Rizwan says:

    Hehe, yes! In addition to sounding truly terrible, it’s not much better to watch. =)

    And also yes! In addition to the Mohit Chauhan song, the movie has also done some generously lifting from ‘Big’. =\

    @Harshad : Thanks man. That is the aim for now. =)

  5. Nagendra says:

    Oh how I wish the directors and actors of these movies see these reviews and realise the fun they are providing us unintentionally 😀 Way to go dude!

  6. Shezah says:

    Haha, I don’t think you can count ‘Aao Wish Karein.’ After all, the movie ‘BIG’ they were trying to remake was unintentionally disturbing at best. It had a kid who had the mental and emotional maturity of a 12 year old having sex with a grown woman. That’s not creepy or pedophilic at all. Who can blame Aftab for starring in a REALLY bad remake of an originally terrible story. In fact, we should really be pointing fingers at the moronic producers. I mean seriously, who could be desperately stupid enough to throw money at such a pointless venture doomed to failure? AND cast Aftab too boot? Oh. Nevermind.

    This is my first time in the site, I like your work.

  7. Shezah says:

    Holy cow! You’re Sahil Rizwaan (sorry, you probably knew that) Just realized when I received your mail! Loved your stuff in 361

    Ummm yea, I knew he was the producer, I was joking. You know, because only Aftab Shivdasani would throw money into that rubbish. And because only Aftab Shivdasani would hire and pay Aftab Shivdasani despite the actor’s obvious handicap of being Aftab Shivdasani. Erm, I think I should just leave the jokes to you from now on. And I should probably break open my copy of ‘sarcasm and the internet’

    So they left out the fancy chopin footwork? Well, pity they had to stop there I suppose but thank god for small miracles. Can you imagine how bollywood would dramatize THAT? Now that I think about it, it’s EXACTLY the kind of scene bollywood would make up themselves. Only they wouldn’t just stop there. They’d probably insist on having a giant piano background with about 6 dozen extras dressed like dancing keys while Aftab and the old man go at it like mad in a tuxedo and top hat. I wonder how they could’ve passed up an opportunity like that? Probably spent the money on Johnny Lever’s costume.

    • Sahil Rizwan says:

      Haha! Yes. Internet sarcasm is hard to figure without the requisite use of ‘LOLs’ and smileys, alright! =p

      But anyways, that is my theory too! Johnny Lever’s costume budget left no money over for the floor-piano-gazillion-extras-top-hat-gay-looking-Aftab sequence. XD

      Thanks for the shoutout! =) But wait. If you didn’t know I was Sahil Rizwan of erstwhile 361 fame, how’d you find this site? o_O

  8. Sahil Rizwan says:

    Have just been informed that the chick doesn’t wish herself younger in ‘Big’. So I guess we can give some credit to Mr. Shivdasani for mixing things up a bit. =)

    • Raven says:

      This from the wikipedia page about Big, so guess ol Aftab is not as original as we thought, yeah?
      “The alternate ending shows young Josh sitting in his classroom at school when he turns around to notice a young female classmate whom he recognizes as Susan.[citation needed] This long rumored ending was confirmed by Anne Spielberg in an interview on British television.”

  9. Nachiketa says:

    Absolutely rip-roaringly funny… :-)

    The Variable – Nachiketa

  10. Vidooshak says:

    First time on the site. Loved it!! You make it seem so simple but I am sure this was tough work. Making people laugh and making a point at the same time cannot be easy.

    Haven’t seen either movie although Tum Mile promo seemed promising in the theatres. Too bad it was a wash-out (ugh, puns!). Had no hopes from ANY children movie in India, so that was a no-go.

    Waiting to see you rip apart 3 Idiots and Kurbaan 😉

  11. Java Ka Jalwa says:

    Ummm Dear Mr Aftab, the next time you have an Einsteinian idea such as making an original flick like this one, can you instead invest the money by sponsoring my MBA ? please please ? I will give you a better return on your investment, and it will cost you only a fraction of the films budget. Please Please ??

  12. Hooliganking says:

    @ java ka jalwa : hahahahahaha!!! lmao

    @ the guys who created this : am in love with ur reviews dude!

  13. Bloody good again, Sir Sahil. Haahahahaa @ “WOOT! WOOT!”

  14. Sahil Rizwan says:

    Hehe, thank you for the love, everyone! =D

  15. makesense says:

    i would love to see you make a movie dude…:)its very easy to write a review like this.
    I will write a review on your movie 😀

  16. aditya says:

    ha ha, Sahil you are supremely talented yaar. Great sense of humor. great work.

  17. Shama says:

    LOL, this is effing funtastic!!!! Love the comics!!!

  18. Mohini says:

    Hilarious! Kudos to a great sense of humour, visually and otherwise! Thanks for the 10 minute humour quickie! The Kurbaan review made a lot of days!

  19. Mahima says:


    Dude, this is awesome stuff!!! Just spent 2 hrs reading all ur movie reviews!!! 😀
    Why did i not find u before!

  20. Sahil Rizwan says:

    Thankings to this batch of commenters too! Keep reading and spread the good word. =)

  21. Subho says:

    Superb Stuff!!! Simply awesome.My whole office bay is hooked now.Thanks for the entertainment.

  22. Moony says:

    wow u’re ONE talented person!
    **thumbs up**

  23. Vishal Shetty says:

    LOLzzzzzzzzz… Great bloag man…. u really rock…..

  24. shetty says:

    hmm i saw tum mile it is nice…

  25. Sahil Rizwan says:

    Keep reading people! Busy movie month ahead! =)

  26. Shabby says:

    omfg u r a pro… just found out about ur blog n its fkin hilarious

  27. kong kahn says:

    dude i read up most shit on your site …this double dope is dope

  28. Divvya says:

    Omg… i read this just otday .. its ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY AWesome..

  29. Ibu Hatela says:

    Fuckin awesome dude. That’s 6 hrs you just saved me.
    Khaega Kela!?

  30. panu says:

    btw, the story of Ao Wish Karein is TOTALLY similar to the Salman Khan Epic Chandramukhi. Now Don’t TeMME you haven’t seen it… have you?? (of course, THAT was lifted from the Hols too!)

  31. Andy says:

    They could have called the movie Aao Shit Karein and shown some ppl shitting in the open…it’d be loads more interesting than that movie seems to be…awesome comic man, keep it up

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