Not considering this one, Akshay Kumar has had exactly Four big releases this year. All four have, in some capacity, made an appearance on this here website. You can read three of them:
So when I got up this morning, I had big hopes for De Dana Dan. Because there is no way any actor can deliver 5 spoofworthy movies in a row, right? That’d be like the box office equivalent of Liverpool’s season this year. But alas, about 10 minutes into the movie, I could tell that, like the Scousers, I was, in fact, expecting too much. About 30 minutes into the movie, my brain started the slow process of disintegration into mush. And at the end of the Two & A Half something hours the movie lasted, I just wanted a hug.
Forget the comic panels, to even say that I could explain the movie in essay format, with just normal words, is like saying that I could explain Schrödinger’s Equations of Quantum Physics as retheorised by Roger Penrose. Nah, that might be exaggerating things a little. Because I’m pretty sure summarising Schrödinger’s theory is actually the easier task.
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