Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Crook

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Now, speaking of crapfests, here’s presenting ‘Crook’ starring the great HashMan himself! A sensitive and hard-hitting look at the reasons behind the racial attacks on Indian students in Australia, this promised to be. And, holy mother of God! What a look it was! Everyone associated with the Bhatt camp – I bow to thee!

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Rating 4.73 out of 5

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56 Responses to “Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Crook”

  1. Nabamalika says:

    The last three pics actually made me snort while I laughed 😀

  2. Shashwat says:

    Good to have you back! Awesome! Thank god no Sholay references on this one though!

  3. Imroz says:

    I’m first…sorry…couldn’t resists!!

    But awesome review as usual…it’s good to be bad eh!!..Guess Mohit Suri agrees..otherwise what else would justify the trash he keeps masquerading as socially relevant cinema…what a load of bull crap 😀

  4. Imroz says:

    Damn I’m not :( maybe next time 😛

  5. Asha Tampa says:

    Oh man, Sahil, this was one of your funniest strips ever! Loved the last three frames, a welcome change from your usual style which to be honest for some movies I don’t completely get. ROFL! Am gonna read this quite a few times in the coming days 😀

  6. Tom says:

    Damn!!! That’s messed up..

  7. Rishabh says:

    Hashmi meme ftw!

  8. Nishanth says:

    The last 3 pics I tell you.. made me fall off laughing…. epic stuff!!!

  9. This one is good. Not that i was going to watch this one, but thanks 😀

  10. Nishant Sinha says:

    C.R.A.P. – The Movie.
    P.W.N.A.G.E. – The Review.

  11. Tania says:

    I haven’t see such a wonked out script in a long time.. Sheer genius not to mention the enlightenment of the writers..Good to see u back tho!

  12. The_Flamer says:

    Insanely good

  13. Sounak says:

    Absolute #pwnage *respect*

  14. Ankur says:

    Side booby was classic. Excellent work man .I hope these stupid directors n script writers read your reviews and stop making such bullshits

  15. Sid says:

    loved the entourage reference man… sexy man….

  16. Lakshmi says:

    FTW!

  17. Ritsy says:

    Reading your blog I am convinced they make some of these movies just so that you can rape them :)

  18. paritosh says:

    loved that facepalm around the end!!!!!! super spoof!!!!

  19. Dee says:

    So… Aussie racist gang leader who hates Asians so much that he goes beating them up, doesn’t mind banging an Asian girl… proves again that sex has no color.

    Another great review, thanks Sahil.

  20. Atrisa says:

    Hahahha HashMan looks so happy he doesn’t even care about the failure of his movie! Total cuteness you are 😉

  21. Reuben Zacharia says:

    Epic stuff Mr. Rizwan! Cant get over ‘Side Booby’ and that stupid grin at the end of it! 😛

  22. Ravi Jain says:

    Awesome…freaking awesome.Specially the last three pics…LMFAO!!!

  23. Rishi says:

    This one was quick.. nice work though

  24. paritosh says:

    a challa for rizwan….

    challa hasse nit paave,
    te tavey filmaan de laave,
    utto cartoon jehe banave,
    vai loki hass hass dig de,
    ehnu LMAO ROFL kehnde!!!

    B)

  25. Shrikala says:

    Monkey face hashmi gets allll the action man…
    sooper review!

  26. boinkmeister says:

    I almost died laughing. Absolute shite of a movie. but made sense and lively when u did a webcomic! WTG dude!

    Awesomeness X 1000 :)

  27. rohit says:

    Side booby!!! HA HA HA HA HA HHA HA Hhah ha ha hah ha

    Dude… I’m still waiting for Dabangg… it has loads of material for your strip

  28. RT says:

    thanks for changing the last 2-3 panels in general n making things more innovative :)

  29. Alekh Khanna says:

    Back with a bang !!.. Awesome..
    Respect !

  30. Super, SUPER stuff! This makes me want to use terms like ”LOL-ing’, but that’s gay, so I’ll avoid it. One of your funniest for sure :)

  31. Meenal says:

    Hmmmm… I have to remember not to read your reviews in office next time so when i fall off my chair laughing….ppl don’t come n ask what happened!!!! Itz embarrassing…still cant stop laughing though lol lol lol

  32. Nobody's Angel says:

    I like the last part which is actually the desi version of comixed from cheezburger network!
    cool…
    😀

  33. jkd says:

    totalllllly lurved the last three panels!!!!!!!! and yea- ‘side-booby’..! *snort-hyuk!*… way to keep going, Riz-man! 😉

  34. This is SUPERB .. what a come back after the last review ! Well Done…. Crook (Its Good to be Bad) Croaak Croaak .. Froggie !

  35. RN says:

    Can a movie be so bad that I stopped reading even this review halfway?

    Thank you Crook, for making the impossible possible.

  36. Addsmiles says:

    Classic! Vintage Vigil idiot stuff after Raavan.

    Thanks to the bhatt camp too :).

  37. Xtreeeme says:

    Awesome review yet again… no need to watch a bollywood film ever again if u keep doing this…

    Can u plzzzzz post Dabangg’s review? i had to stop watching it after 20 mins.. need to know how the rest of the film went

  38. Manasi says:

    Hey this was a good one. But you’ve got to do “Anjaana Anjaani”. That is one stupid movie!

  39. Manasi Sahil already done Anjana Anjani .. u not keeping up with THE VIGIL I !

  40. Ipshita says:

    Awesome stuff! 😀
    Please review Dabangg, though. I actually saw that pile of crap, I’d have had more fun if I’d read a review of it here!

  41. Vikas Bhargava says:

    You dont have any idea how much money you have saved me. So many times i have just read the strip instead of watching the actual movie and I bet the strip was waayyy more interesting.
    Thanks.

  42. preeti.prasad says:

    Superb!

  43. AlokJ says:

    When r u doing “Dabaaaaaaang”?!

  44. Shashi says:

    awesome dude.. . freaking funny..

  45. naveed says:

    very funny.
    no review about rajni saar’s robot… are you discriminating?

  46. Rahul says:

    ROFLMAO !!! EPIC Stuff..

  47. Garima says:

    Now I am so totally in love with the royal butchery of the bollywood movies being induldged in here that I decided to read all the 124 pages in one day (yes I am first timer)..

    Bravo Sahil..

    Not a movie buff but believe you me I saw raavan after i read your review…brilliant kickassery..pure awesomeness.

  48. Garima says:

    And yes ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT…

  49. Nevil says:

    “As a sensible filmmaker, Mohit felt that it was his duty to raise voice on this issue.”

    Did someone just say “Sensible Filmmaker”???

    hahaha… lmao lmao !!

    http://www.santabanta.com/cinema.asp?pid=39919

  50. Maria says:

    funny as ever. However, despite Imran’s heroic attempt to save his brother from the North, err I never knew of any Pakistani being attacked in Australia (in the light of the attacks on Indian students). Rather the thing flaunted was that no Pakistani or Chinese students were being attacked.

  51. Siddharth says:

    Great one…
    Why haven’t u done “Rab ne bana di jodi”. Surinder Sahni and Raj,,,lots of material for u.

  52. Gummibears says:

    Its “Tensions soar” not :Tensions sore” 😛

  53. Salman says:

    Our very own Hassman in a Desi Avataar, running away from not so bad past to worst future ever!!

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