Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Knock Out

I’m pretty sure most of you must’ve heard random chatter about how Mani Shankar’s ‘Knock Out’ bears resemblance to a certain Colin Farrell starrer by the name of ‘Phone Booth’. Well, don’t believe a word of it! Because while ‘Phone Booth’ is slick, and tense, and louly, and awesome, ‘Knock Out’ is a steaming pile of bullcrap. Although, what Knock Out lacks in awesome, it makes up in sheer WTF-ery. Sample lines such as, “Heart hamara left main hota hai, magar hamesha right hota hai”, said with such deadpan seriousness that it breaks my heart, because it’ll never translate in comic form. Meh, there’s more than enough bits that will, though.

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Rating 4.32 out of 5

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68 Responses to “Unintentionally Funny, Must-Watch Bollywood Movies: Knock Out”

  1. AKLG says:

    this was pure awesome! πŸ˜€

  2. abhishake says:

    Is it ‘Phone Booth’ or an episode of ’24’.
    I’m a bit confused. Pray, do tell :)

  3. Sabbah Haji says:

    Haahahahaha. Shabaash. Amazing WTF-ery, and Flawless Victory, and Well played, Sohail. *wink*

  4. Sangeetha says:

    Too good! Made my day! :)

  5. Preeti says:

    HI,

    Terrific review …………. Simply Fantastic…….. (A small request Pls put a review of ROBOT Movie)

    • Lol says:

      http://biscuithief.blogspot.com/2010/10/yesterdays-meals-on-wheels-endhiran.html

      A comic strip review of Robot but not as good as Rizwan’s though.

  6. knock out! πŸ˜€ did they copy the tick tock from 24? and the split screens from phone booth? you should have added colin farel to the first paragraph since many people won’t know about jack bauer as “the voice in the phone”

  7. Shrikala says:

    ‘now pliss to excuse, im on a call’ hahahahaha. i still didnt get the storyline btw, is the movie that bad?

  8. Akash says:

    Please man.. give us Robot.. plz plz plz!!!!
    By the way, this one was cool too :)

  9. paritosh says:

    “the cleavage says “look at me ” but specs says “take me seriously!” “…… epic ROFL shit!!!

  10. Rahul B says:

    Another brilliant spoof!! :)

  11. Antony says:

    “The cleavage says ‘look at me’ but the specs say ‘take me seriously’ Yo talk to the face!”

    I’m still laughing.. pure awesomeness!!!

  12. Prakash N says:

    Pure Awesomeness !!! \m/

  13. Rahul says:

    Nice one. It seems like they cross bred A Wednesday with Phone Booth and asked Kanti Shah (of Gunda fame) to pen the dialogues.

  14. Atrisa says:

    Floozy, atleast half the junta here has picked up your lingo. You’re turning everyone into a mini you, except the talent of course πŸ˜‰ Say waaa! Hi5!

  15. Sinha says:

    Collin Farrell would have died watching this, just so he could turn in his grave

  16. rohit says:

    Dude… awesome.com.. like usual.. but where is Dabangg???? :(

  17. Abhishek says:

    samaj nahi aaya… have to watch the movie… then probably I will understand and enjoy it better.

  18. Sid says:

    pure awesomeness as someone very rightly put it..

  19. Saumya says:

    There is an ad for Knock Out on the side panel?! Wow.

  20. Vishnu says:

    Bussturds…. Hahahaha

  21. Rover Bull says:

    “*cough* doormat *cough*” …. brilliant! each frame you make is sheer awesomeness! this one’s epic though.. defo one of your better ones! cheers

  22. jkd says:

    yessssss! but why didnt ya put in the best part..?! that the producers had to shell out BIGGGGG BUCKS cos they ripped it off!!? πŸ˜‰

  23. Aarti says:

    Brilliantly funny review, as always!! :)

  24. True Movie Lover says:

    SO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO STOP THIS CRAP, YOU FUCKING BASTARD?
    AND THIS PROVES BEYOND DOUBT THAT YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A TERRORIST!
    IF YOU ARE A TRUE INDIAN, AND IF YOU HAVE BALLS, PRODUCE AND DIRECT A MOVIE THAT IS FLAWLESS AND THEN FIND FAULT WITH OTHERS.
    TILL THEN, GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CRAPPER!

    • Radha says:

      You replied for Anjaana Anjaani and Knock Out, but not for Crook.
      So Sahil’s reviews are crap unless they’re for Hashmi, then it’s ok.

    • shan says:

      ATLEAST THE VIGIL IDIOT IS GOOD IN FINDING FLAWS…..BUT UR FUCKING DIRECTORS ARE NOT GOOD IN NEITHER FINDING FLAWS NOR MAKING MOVIES..THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GOOD AT..TRUE MOVIE LOVER…GO FUCK YOURSELF…SORRY ..I DONT EVEN KNOW IF U R ATLEAST GOOD AT FUCKING URSELF….IF U R A TRUE MOVIE LOVER U SHOULD BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE FLAWS IN A MOVIE TOO…. IF U CANT THEN U R A “FAKE MOVIE LOVER”

    • AKLG says:

      ahahaha terrorist,
      you know when i was in mumbai they thought i was one coz i had 2 id’s .. one from college and one drivers license
      now he is a terrorist..
      i am just curious about how your reasoning and deduction led you to that conclusion, there must be a mathematical deduction to this,
      and i wonder what you mean when you say “go fuck yourself” that is physically not possible unless you mean masturbate.. but then you could have just specified that.. but then it would be too creepy if you wanted him to do that.. that just makes you a sexual terrorist… i think thats also illegal, but maybe it would be different if you contacted him personally,
      p.s – your name brings tears to my eyes

    • Name (required) says:

      by that logic if i go to restaurant and say kya bakwas biryani hain, then you will be like … go first masturbate and make a better biryani then complain abt this biryani

  25. vinny..... says:

    its jst to create an awareness abt blac money…….some movies like dis must be taken for us to know wht the REAL INDIA is……..

  26. Another epic comic.

    Flawless victory..LMAO!

    Keep ’em coming, good sir.

  27. The Big Ben says:

    Dude u RaaaK ! I happened to see the movie today… Sanjay Dutt is so FAAT ! I specially liked the awesomeness of the Helicopters which took photos .. Superb !

  28. Dushyant says:

    Dude! I read one of your reviews after a very long time. This is pure awesomeness. :) Hilarious!

  29. shan says:

    WE NEED ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT…. ROBOT.. ROBOT.. ROBOT..

    • Akash says:

      ECHO!!

      yes we want ROBOT man!! C’mon, don’t deprive us poor souls!!

      • robot fan says:

        Pls do not review robot… It was one of the best and biggest movies ever made in India… Lots of effort was put into it….. So do not review it for sheer amusement….

        • robot fan says:

          PLEASE DO ROBOT ..SORRY I WAS DRUNK WHEN I POSTED THE PREVIOUS COMMENT…PLEASE..PLEASE..PLEASE DO ROBOT….

          • Lol says:

            http://biscuithief.blogspot.com/2010/10/yesterdays-meals-on-wheels-endhiran.html

            A comic strip review of Robot but not as good as Rizwan’s though.

  30. Ravi says:

    good one again! and I am super kickied that I get to read ur reviews more often now that u seem to have more time to do this ! bhesh bhesh!

  31. Jeetu says:

    Dude, U Raaak!!!

    I ve stopped watching movies now.
    I just wait for your version of the movies now.
    Saves time n money, lol πŸ˜‰

    Keep up the good work.

    Regards,
    Jeet.

  32. nisha says:

    bam!
    bullets!
    trajectory ! ?!
    nice work :)

  33. cass22 says:

    Festivities.. Woot !!!

  34. cass22 says:

    There was a moron movie “Help” last months. Please do a comic for that. Please please please..!!

  35. Ghost says:

    a lot of fodder coming your way sahil “Hissssssssssssssss”

  36. Ketan says:

    ha ha ha, dude this was the best comic ever.. you raak you sonofabeech.. LOL.. \m/

  37. rushie82 says:

    OMG Hisssss is going to be absolutely epic. In fact Shahil u shud start countdown for it to release. Build the excitement in the junta. The gem like that comes along rarely. the stupidity will be off the chart on that one.

  38. rushie82 says:

    This movie is so bad that its actually a little sad than funny but u still made it funny, keep going.

  39. Rishi says:

    Dude.. u saved me a green buck…. I was ACTUALLY planning to see this movie in the theatres

  40. rohit says:

    the vigil idiot… u have everything good.. but u are really slow….. dabangg is still not on… :(

  41. AG says:

    You are so eager to write a review that you don’t even see the movie properly … do you .. ?
    I know this movie sucked … but ur review was nowhere close to the movie even!

    get the facts right dude … u r misleading the people who have not seen the movie yet …

  42. ishmeet says:

    Hahahaha! I’ve been reading your strips for quite a while now, and they’re absolutely hilarious! Even though I haven’t watched most of the movies the strips are about, but that’s just not required, is it? Way to go! πŸ˜€

  43. GD says:

    When are you coming out with Hisss?

  44. Ax says:

    KICKASS review.. :) Nice Mortal Kombat reference with “Flawless Victory” :) heh heh.. Please do Inception. Loved the movie, which is why I wanna see the comic strip you’ll come up with.. :)

  45. OMAR says:

    This is genius – cinematic bankruptcy is beginning to enter the lexicon of Hindi cinema; way too many shadowy remakes which claim not to be and I think with a grotesque film like Knockout one becomes very cynical and suspicious of why this continues to happen. All those involved with this one should be ashamed of themselves.

  46. deadpool says:

    HOLY CSI PWNAGE, BATMAN!
    Amazing!!!!!

  47. Nadeem says:

    Who the fuck brought confetti?!

  48. Straight Cut says:

    Sahil, this was Epic, man!! Did you also notice what a Hi-Fi state-of-the-art phone-booth thingy it was, with bullet-proof glasses on the lower panel???
    But my favorite WTF moment was when in the climax Bachoo sreams on the mic to the cheering junta. “AUR KITNA TRANSFER KAROON? 3000 CRORE?, 5000 CRORE??, 7000 CRORE???” with each amount announcement leading to more hooting and cheering!!!!!!! I was half expecting Bachoo to do a fultoo audience jump at the end ALA London Dreams, with all this rock-star type frenzy that he was creating!!!!!!!!!

  49. Name (required) says:

    sir what is it going to be … one movie/ month or one move in 2 month … common start charging if u wish but dont deprive looser like me with no outside life to show of cheap Narcissism

  50. amit says:

    PATHETIC!!!
    LAME!!!!

  51. D says:

    I feel so bad for Kiefer Sutherland!! Sounds like they meted out the worst treatment possible to Phonebooth and 24 :(

  52. Saurabh says:

    Why did the window have holes? Was he lazy enough to not even open it before shooting?? I see Filmfares. Many.

  53. silvershadow says:

    hahahaaahaha. i was so excited wen i realized that they were going to remake phone booth which was one of my favourite movies. But fuk me and fuk my naive m foolish hope in bollywood that never learns the fact that bollywood can ruin even the best of movies. i was so angry but after reading this strip i saw it again , but this time i saw it as a comedy movie full of “WTFery” and i realized its full pasia vasool

  54. Sanqueef Poopta says:

    who in the hell would read all of those lame ass cartoons? lol

  55. Jimmy says:

    Awesome man… Can’t stop laughing… One small factual mistake though Saahil… The assassin comes down from the flat, the police go up and find it empty, the assassin goes up BUT THIS TIME TO ANOTHER FLAT AND NOT THE SAME ONE… A closer look at the interiors of both the places will reaveal this clearly…

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