As I write this, ‘Bodyguard’ is well on its way to smashing all known domestic box-office records! Of course, that isn’t saying much because Indian audiences will flock to the theaters just to see Salman Khan flex his muscles to dhol-based music for 2 hours. And let me tell you folks – That movie would be infinitely more bearable than the interminable dross that was ‘Bodyguard’!
EDIT – Mild brainwanderage seems to have happened. Kareena’s character is, in fact, called Divya and *not* Priya, like I so awesomely seem to have changed it to mid-comic here. Many thanks, commenter Shilpa!